just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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