I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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