i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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