bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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