Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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