i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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