how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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