I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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