So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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