This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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