the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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