Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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