Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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