i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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