Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
