Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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