I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
