Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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