then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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