Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Pappa wants mamma naked
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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