in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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