Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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