There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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