Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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