She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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