Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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