Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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