yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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