I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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