awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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