there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize