Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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