Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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