She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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