He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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