Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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