Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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