I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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