I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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