Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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