so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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