Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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