I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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