the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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