scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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