guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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