I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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