Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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