Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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