were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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