If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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