Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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