I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
