I wanna bring you to show and tell
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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