Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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