So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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